The Bizarre Balloon Bursting Ban. A weird headline right? Well that’s something that has made the news this morning.

Sometimes I read news articles and actually question whether I am going insane. That, or the whether the whole world is going insane. Since becoming a parent, I have seen news articles that both a) terrify me b) make me worry for the future of our children and c) make me question whether Generation X are going to be so mollycoddled and over protected that they will never be able to experience a ‘normal’ childhood.

This morning was one of those “C” moments.

According to The Sun (yes I know, I know, before anyone comments!) – Children should start wearing ear defenders at birthday parties for fear of bursting balloons making them go deaf. This statement is made according to ‘experts’ from the University of Alabama. Just when I thought some of America’s actions couldn’t get any more insane.

The reason behind it does however have ‘some’ science. The sound of a popping balloon can be as loud as 168 decibels, which is 4 times louder than a 12-bore shotgun. Over time and with prolonged exposure, this in theory could make a child deaf.

But seriously. Picture the scene, a room full of hyperactive threenagers all wearing ear defenders popping balloons in each others faces like some slightly possessed clown? Why not make them all wear head protection and knee guards as well in case of musical bump related injuries?! The world has gone mad.

What next? Someone suing another mother for their child attending a party where a balloon was popped?

Can I complain about the recorder in my child’s party bag for the emotional distress that I have suffered as a result?

Seriously, it’s a wonder anyone even has parties anymore.

As with anything, common sense prevails. You would think!!!!

Rant over.